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Chill bro, Janis Ian

Oh mother, you know the best jamz!

Goat yelling like man

This is a video of a goat yelling like a man.

quirky, free spirited sex

“When you finally get drunk enough to hit the dance floor, in your mind, you’re Fred Astaire-ing the shit out of the place. Unfortunately, what you’re actually doing is some bizarre alt-new wave version of the robot that has every girl in the room pointing and staring open-mouthed. And not in a good way. But it’s OK, because deep in your heart you know one day a girl, hopefully one who looks kind of like Zooey Deschanel, will realize your dancing just means you’re a quirky free spirit and she’ll have quirky, free spirited sex with you.

Fifty years later, you die alone.”

(Excerpt from an article on Cracked.com, read it all here)

X-Men #9823659

I must say, I’m as sick as the next guy of comic book based movies, yet every X-Men movie thus far has seen me spend my cash monies so that I can once again be simultaneously excited and disappointed at the big screens. Fortunately for the box office, and unfortunately for me, I will most certainly be at the movies the week X-Men: First Class is released, eagerly waiting in anticipation of being blown away, then being shtupped by bad plot points and weak character building. Actually, never mind what i just said. I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Just watching former HIM frontman Charles Xavier in his first feature film is totally worth the admission price.

8 Bit Mastodon: Better way to start the day than whatever you’re doing

This music makes me want to jump out of a window whilst playing a gameboy!