Oh mother, you know the best jamz!
This is a video of a goat yelling like a man.
“When you finally get drunk enough to hit the dance floor, in your mind, you’re Fred Astaire-ing the shit out of the place. Unfortunately, what you’re actually doing is some bizarre alt-new wave version of the robot that has every girl in the room pointing and staring open-mouthed. And not in a good way. But it’s OK, because deep in your heart you know one day a girl, hopefully one who looks kind of like Zooey Deschanel, will realize your dancing just means you’re a quirky free spirit and she’ll have quirky, free spirited sex with you.
Fifty years later, you die alone.”
(Excerpt from an article on Cracked.com, read it all here)
I must say, I’m as sick as the next guy of comic book based movies, yet every X-Men movie thus far has seen me spend my cash monies so that I can once again be simultaneously excited and disappointed at the big screens. Fortunately for the box office, and unfortunately for me, I will most certainly be at the movies the week X-Men: First Class is released, eagerly waiting in anticipation of being blown away, then being shtupped by bad plot points and weak character building. Actually, never mind what i just said. I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Just watching former HIM frontman Charles Xavier in his first feature film is totally worth the admission price.
This music makes me want to jump out of a window whilst playing a gameboy!